Tuesday, February 17, 2009

EVERY girl in the world, really?

I'm sure that there are plenty of blogs and websites who have been writing about this track; it's been out for a good minute now. Lil Wayne and crew (Gudda Gudda, Drake, Mack Maine and Jae Millz) dropped the song "Every Girl", and I'm sure it's the manwhore's anthem for 2009...and maybe beyond, unless someone comes up with something smuttier.

Personally, I'm not really a fan of the track for obvious reasons. The hook alone is enough for me shut it out: "...I wish I could f*ck every girl in the world..." Wow. That's awesome, really. You guys really made me feel like the garbage God placed me on this earth to be. Feel free to share your desires of sexually exploiting me on wax, I'm sure your boys will get a kick out of it. But, as much as I dislike the song, I'm pretty sure it'll be a hit because why? Because it's LITTLE FRIGGIN' WAYNE. I actually like Wayne...on his good days, i.e. "Dr. Carter", "Let The Beat Build"; you know, songs he does when he doesn't sound like he's got every drug you can name in front of him in the booth.

Let me get to the point of this post: as annoying as the hook is, there is one verse that crosses this joint over from annoying to just plain disturbing.

Sanaa Lathan
Meagan Good
Angelina Jolie
D Woods
For free suites I'd give Paris Hilton all-nighters
In about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus
I don't discriminate, no not at all
Kit-Kat a midget, if that ass off, I break her off
I exchange Vcards with the retards
And get behind a Christian like Dior cause he are...

Um, Mack Maine...wtF? The line in bold is what made me rewind his verse on my first listen; I was pretty much cool with the first few lines. But midgets, Christians (which I somewhat understand due to that church girl/freak stigma) and the mentally challenged? Is this supposed to be hot?

They're making a video. Somebody help me.

(deuces.)

5 comments:

the YOUNG LIONESS said...

this shit is wack, im sorry

i understand lines need to be catchy but really though?

if a guy told me that is who is on his 'to bone' list i'd look at him crazy and walk the opposite direction.. no problem discriminating with me

Ziggy Za. said...

Lioness-
LOL, no need to apologize to me, I dispise the song as much as you do. I'm waiting to catch some female walking down the street singing this...so I can clothesline her.

chanel said...

you're so right with the part where u say it's gonna get maddd play and every1's gonna listen to it, make it big, because it's lil wayne. ha. even the most disrespectful shit is called a "hit." i won't be singing along to this but i agree with you clotheslining the next girl you find singing this... im wit it.
smh.

nianicole said...

hey hey hey. now don't be a dream killer okay?lmao.
i can't believe you even responded to that mess.lmao.

jen said...

I *KNOW*!! I was loving the song til I heard that part. WTF. That's just nasty. I can't believe that no one in the studio said anything, and then their label heard it and thought it was okay to release it. Nasty. Just nasty.

And, when he said that he'd get behind a Christian, like Dior, I couldn't help but laugh, because it sounds like he's saying that he'll get behind a guy named Christian. lol.